The View from my Vikings Seats

I LOVE the View from my Vikings Seats... always shows me the Minnesota Vikings Roster's Best Side

Minnesota Vikings Players Chillin' like Villans

Minnesota Vikings players riding the bench...

You Guys Done with your Holiday Shopping Yet?

So, are you guys done with all of your Holiday Shopping?
Nah, I gotta get my gifts for Santa still...

SKOL Vikings Spirit Flags

GO Vikings, Go Vikings, GO!

Just Outside the Vikings Sideline

So yeah, technically this photo is not from the Vikings Sideline, but it is a great shout out to the HHH Metrodome, Home of the Minnesota Vikings!

Looking for Love, so is Jared Allen

Our Body Language Analyst has told us that Jared Allen's pose in this photo clearly shows that he is looking for love, just a little snuggle buddy to come sit next to him so that he can put his arm around her. With the amount of space he left, I would say Jared Allen's Girlfriend better be petite... I'm 5'2"

Vikings Sideline Joke

Here is a little Vikings Sideline joke of the day:

God asks Peyton Manning: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe inhard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. Iwas lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Brett Farve LOVES Handshakes and High-Fives

We hear that to keep his hands warmed up Brett Farve spends his Vikings Sideline Time coming up with Secret Handshakes... Looks like Rice wants in on the action?!

Minnesota Vikings Players try out for remake of Three Amigos

Our Sources tell us that Vikings Players who aren't seeing an abundance of game time are starting to consider acting in their spare time.... our suggestions, a revival of 3 Amigos

Jared Allen Has A Great Butt

Jared Allen looks awfully good in those pants wouldn't you say? I hear he does Buns and Abs three times a week to tighten his backside... wonder if he does it to 80's Jazz-ercise music?